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 |  Subject: PARTY AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE!!!! Full Details!  Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:20 pm | |
| The LORDS of the BLING
The Cult of Scott Bacula
And the Arabian Gnomes say
HEY!!! NorWesCon!!!
DON’T PANIC!!!!
NEVER FEAR!!!!
THE FUN IS HERE!!!!
OPERATION DON’T PANIC
PARTY 2008 That’s right folks; we have the fun, the funky Music, and the FANTASMAGRABULOUS DRINKS all weekend! A PARTY SO BIG IT TAKES THREE GROUPS AND A CIRCUS TENT TO THROW IT!!!!!NorWesCon has been saved from the clutches of the Hilton girls and thus we bring you the PARTY AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!WHO: Everyone who wants to be saved from the Boredom of the Double Tree Friday and Saturday NightWHAT: THE PARTY AT THE END OF THE UN IVERSE *THE* BIGGEST AND WILDEST PARTY AT NORWESCON!!!WHERE: The LaQuinta Inn, across the Street from the Double Tree. Look for the Flashing Lights, Listen for the Loud Music, and get your Groove On!WHEN: Friday and Saturday Night, March 21 and 22, 2008. Events start at 6:00 pm, closing at Dawn. YOU WILL FEEL SAD AND LONELY IF YOU MISS THIS ONE!!! Five Events to get your grove on with!FRIDAY CONCOCTION Do you have the best drink at the convention? Can you sling the booze like a Champ? PROVE IT!!!Bring your or our groups Signature Drink, sling it any and every way you can and let the Audience vote. Prizes for all participating Bartenders with a grand prize for the Winner! What might that be?IRON BARTENDER STEP TO THE BAR FACE OUR ENEMY MIX!Start your Party off Right with competing for the coveted IRON BARTENDER Award! You will face off against your Enemy in a competition of your Amazing Drink and Mixology Skill! Drinks will be judged by a panel of 5 judges, categories being Taste, Strength, and Presentation. The Winner of the 2008 IRON BARTENDER will receive an Award, a PARTY AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE VIP Pass, and return next year to defend their title!PARTY ON!!!Drinks, Dancing, Sex People, Flashing Lights, Bling-Bling, and the PARTY AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE will be the place to be until the dawn!SATURDAY PARTY AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE AWARDS CEREMONY!Watch the Big Names in Party People get Props and Awards, SEE The 2008 IRON BARTENDER, and get ready for the Big Show!LADIES MAN! FINALLY a Competition for the Ladies to judge and eat up!Hey all you Gents, Player’s, Rakes, Rogues, Bad Boys, Nice Guys, Metro’s, Smooth Operators, Sexy Beasts, and Sweethearts! Think you can win the hearts of one of ladies in the audience? You’ve got a Drink, 2 questions, and one line to get the ladies attention, their smile, and maybe a chance to win their heart. Three of our VIP Ladies will select a lady from the audience for you to get your game on with. Think you can become the 2008 Ladies Man? Get your Roll and your Stroll on, Step up, and Shine! Winner of the Contest will receive a Bling Chalice, LotB Gear, and a front and center seat at our Champagne Room Wet T-shirt World Cup, and help judge the coveted Miss Jackson Award!THE CHAMPAGNE ROOMWELCOME TO THE LORDS OF THE BLING 2008 WET TSHIRT WORLD CUP!!! Ladies, this is your chance to get your SEXY on and make the crowd scream your name! All ladies who enter will get cool Lords of the Bling Gear, Special Bling, *and* there are prizes for 1’st, 2nd, 3rd, and the Miss Jackson Award. This is a chance for the Ladies to unleash their Hotness and the people in the Audience to show some love. One Dollar Bills will be available on Bundles of 20 only. Please see the Hotel front desk or bring your own as change will be available on a limited basis.***SPECIAL NOTE*** This event fills up FAST! There will be VIP rows of seats for those with VIP Passes. Furthermore, VIP’s are ENCOURAGED to show up early to get in FIRST and get a good seat. This is a LIMITED SPACE ENGAGEMENT, and we cannot stress enough that those who show up late WILL NOT GET IN. We recommend that make sure that you get a good seat and you purchase a VIP passes early. They are in limited supply and they sell out FAST. Get yours from the PARTY AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE Staff, because once their gone they are gone!VIP PASSES!!!! The Party Hikers Guide to NorWesCon has a few things to say on the subject of VIP Passes-Buy them. They are a rare thing that lets people who do not normally get chance to shine and get treated to over the top experiences and remorseless unbridled fun. Consider this your chance to get out, get your party on, and have a better time that you really ought to. Besides that, there are fewer things more self satisfying that saying “MOVE BITCH! VIP!” and walking past everyone in line and having the rope pulled open for you. Besides all the fun of being a VIP, it is decidedly cheaper than one night out drinking. Definitely cheaper than 2 drinks in the Double Tree Hotel Bar. Less expensive that buying coffee for your deadbeat friend at Denny’s and wishing you were cool. With VIP Pass in hand, you are treated like a cut above the rest. Don’t leave your Convention Hotel Room without it.Ok, this year we have gone all out. No, really, those of you who have been to our events in the past know that we keep pushing the limits to bring you unbridled fun, and as this is our first NorWesCon, we have gone OVER THE TOP!!! This year, Party Hikers will get the Props they deserve as well as a chance to shine all over NorWesCon. YOU WILL NOT WANT TO MISS THESE! We only sell a limited Number per convention, but they are good for the whole weekend. Now what do you get with them?Front of the Line Privileges! Just walk on up, show your pass, and walk on in right past the line (Those of you who remember last year that some folks were shut out because we were at capacity. Don’t be one of those people.)! Roll on over to one of our THREE Bars get your drink on! VIP’s get to get into any an all of our shows 15 minutes early to assure they get a good seat. We like to take care of our Peeps like that!PARTY AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE Gear Packs! What, you think you’ll walk away from our party a little buzzed and empty handed? AW HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL NO!Your VIP Pack will let you shine no matter WHERE you are! Each VIP Pack is stuffed with BLING, GLOW, and Protection from the Double Tree Mind Control Lasers. You’ll get you 2008 VIP badge, and so much Bling you might even be seen from space!What is in them specifically? For now I’ll only say a Badge, the Privileges above, the chance to shine, something special for the Champagne Room (Other than getting in early. ) and more fun than you’ve had in a good long while. Price: $40. We go over the Top for the people who show us love and support. We could not do this without you. VIP Passes help us recoup the costs and expenses for throwing the party, and after the costs are covered anything that could be seen as potential profit is donated to charity in the name of NorWesCon. It’s our way of standing by our motto-“Have fun, and help others have fun. “Peace out and we look forward to seeing you at THE PARTY
AT THE END
OF THE UNIVERSE
NorWesCon 2008
La Quinta Inn
March 21st & 22nd
PARTY AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE and
OPERATION DON’T PANIC
Are presented by
The Lords of the Bling
The Cult of Scott Backula
The Arabian Gnomes
Party People across the Universe in numbers too many to mention.
We do love you and all you do for us.
Executive Producer
Stonehenge Productions
SPECIAL THANKS TO
The Divine Almighty in all shapes, names, ways and forms
Our parents/spouses/significant others for putting up with our crazyness.
Douglas Adams, who we hope is looking down and laughing with drink in hand.
Theressa at the LaQuinta Inn for believing in the righteousness of our Party.
Dane Ballard for shining the Pimp Fantastic
The Washington State Liquor Control Board for not laughing us out of their building
and doing everything to help us make this work.
The Double Tree for this fantastic opportunity to snatch a huge
Victory cleanly from the Jaws of suck and Fail.
All the /B/ Tards at 4 & 7 Chan.
And last but certainly not least
E. Gary Gygax, for without whom we’d all still be taking Physics, Chemistry, and the Chess Club seriously. RIP to the OGM.
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